So today’s random thoughts while out walking were about toilet seats. I have to replace the guest Stink Bowl Thunder Throne. I am sure it has seen thousands of butts and quite a few dribbles and misses! Gross. Anyway I hate sitting on the thing. That lead me to thinking about travelling, the horror of using a long drop in the East. My worst experience was nearly shitting on my shoes in a Qatar Airport bathroom when I nearly lost my balance. (No I was not trying to read the news while squatting!) Then second was having to hold my balls up while taking a dump in a USA Vegas hotel. They have this really fucked up design where the water is just below your ass. How do you know when you are in your 50s is when your balls drop so low they can kiss the water in a US toilet. Anyway that was a really fucking random story sorry, I will try harder tomorrow…..