How to shave your balls!

Every now and then I like to have a little self help bit!

It has recently come to my attention that there is rather a disturbingly large amount of men who shave their pubes. This includes balls, gooch and bum hole (WTF!!) I was contemplating to myself while staring at my unkept bush how one would accomplish this feat? Without an embarrassing visit to the local waxing shop or an even more embarrassing visit to the doctor after you had sliced your ball bag! The answer is slowly apparently. Picture the scene in your bathroom on your back, legs spread wide, lights on full, mirror between your legs with your pide and joy covered in Gillette. It is of course the best an man can get after all! And your wife walks in! Lovely. Now lets say you have gotten through this successfully and now the stubble has started to grow. Things move around down there they not relatively static like a ladies bits (unless you wear rubber undies!). Its going to be like sticking the old meat and 2 veg in a red ant nest. The old purple headed warrior will look like its been sandpapered. 

I like the next man appreciate a well tendered vag garden but fuck me that doesn't mean I want to join you. I have never really considered my tackle to be the most attractive thing around. Making it now look like a plucked turkey with band-aids on it could be considerably worse.

More ramblings from an empty mind soon as they pop out...