Would you stick your cock in it?

Seriously this thing looks like it should live in the kitchen and blend shit! I am not so sure I would feel too comfortable sticking my knob in it. Plus I would probably need to wear my glasses to see what’s going on with it. 

Just wait a fucking second! I have just had a thought and go with me here…… picture the scene….. we have all seen the WhatApp with the lady who says you want happy ending and then a clown comes in. What if you have the best massage of your entire fucking life, the therapist leaves you in the room with this contraption would you? Mmmmm

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